By Dan Balkin
HoliMont Snowsports
School
One can only approach Mother Nature with awe and
reverence. That said, I’m writing this
article to lay down a challenge. Please,
Mother Nature, let it get really cold for string of days in January so that the
ground will freeze and our heroic snowmaking and grooming crews (who often work
while we sleep) can finish what they started.
I have never feuded with Mother Nature, so I’m hoping that she will heed
my request. When it does get really
cold, here are a few tips and tricks that I have learned while whiling away the
greater part of my lost youth at ski areas.
Rule #1 – While
skiing, warm feet always trump hot legs
* Wait until you are about to ski to put on your ski socks. Your feet will start to perspire if you have
your ski boots on indoors (eating breakfast etc.) or if you
are walking or driving to the ski area.
That perspiration can contribute to cold feet while skiing. If your feet are more prone to sweating while
skiing, it is an excellent idea to switch to a new pair of socks at lunch.
* Buy real ski socks – the thinner the better. Almost all good skiers ski in thin ski
socks. Thicker socks and ski boots are
bad combination as they tend to bunch up a create pressure points on the
feet. Given that your ski boots fit
correctly, thinner socks wont pinch the arteries at the top of your feet that
keep warm blood flowing through your lower extremities.
* Like all technology, boot heaters have continued to
improve. If you are perennially plagued
by cold feet – boot heaters are invaluable.
* Have some means to dry your ski boot liners. If you put the boots away wet, and the next
day is cold – that moisture will create cold feet sooner than you can say “ It
is ok to sprinkle a wee drop of water into single malt scotch because it opens
up flavors that were not evident by drinking the whiskey straight up.” Well maybe you would actually have to say
that twice – but you get the idea. I use
a ski boot specific portable fan that I can insert in both boots at night. Taking
your liners out at night is another option – but that is often a cumbersome
process and it creates a lot of wear and tear on your liners if you do it all
the time.
* Don’t ever put your ski boots in front of a fire. The last time that I was multi-tasking by
sprinkling water into a glass and gazing affectionately at my ski boots I had
an epiphany: Ski boots are made out of plastic!!! Plastic gets weird when it is
overheated. Ski boots that morph into
new shapes through overheating tend to be uncomfortable. This is
especially true if one of the great boot fitters in town has grinded,
punched, or otherwise adjusted your ski boot so that you can ski in blissful
comfort – overheating your boots can undo their expert modifications.
* Don’t stow your ski boots in the trunk on the drive to the
ski area. The warmer and drier your
boots are when you put them on – the longer you will ski in comfort on a cold
day.
* A product called the “Dryguy Ski Bootglove” also works
great on cold days. It is a neoprene
“bootglove” that effortlessly attaches over your ski boots. It really helps to hold the heat within your
boots.
Rule #2 – Don’t
ever let Vladimir Putin get mad at you.
None of these tips work in Siberia.
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